"[Kanye] is a jackass" - The President

For those of you who don't have cable, or Twitter, here's what went down at the VMAs this year. Videos were shown, awards were handed out, performances, Lady Gaga hung herself (part of the performance), blah blah...and then...Kanye West happened.

You can watch the videos on YouTube (seriously, you barely have to look for it, it's everywhere) and I know you already know about it because honestly, if you're reading this then you have a computer. So here's how I feel about it:

* Taylor Swift deserves the award. First county singer EVER to win a VMA and best selling artist in 2009! And yes Kanye, Beyonce's video was awesome, and she won Best Video of the Year later that same night, so if you weren't too busy scheming your publicity stunt, you'd remember that Beyonce lost to Taylor in one category, and had several chances left to win. FOR THE SAME NOMINATED VIDEO!!!

* Beyonce is a high class act. Way to save the night by offering Taylor a second chance to speak when you won your award, B.

* Kanye West is a douchebag. Oh, but then he posted on his blog about how bad he feels about it. Um... still a douche. Oh, but then he blogged again reminding people about how bad he feels. Um... yeah still doesn't change what happened. Douche. Oh! But then he apologized to Taylor. Via the Jay Leno show. Where he can be seen feeling bad about what happened. Boo hoo...poor douchebag...

* Obama even said Kanye is a jackass. And please stop giving the President shit for using the word jackass or voicing his opinion on current events. It wasn't even an official quote. Someone twittered it after overhearing him say it! GoBama, tell it like it is!

* That's all. I definitely had stronger feelings about this when it happened, but like most highs it eventually wore off. If anyone wants to bitch about this some more, or even bring it back up for bitching in the future let me know. We can have a sleepover.