Huskies Will Kick Your Ass!!!

Wow. History happened today. Well, worthwhile history. If you follow college football at all, this is the post to read. So once upon a time, the University of Washington Huskies lost every single game. FOR MORE THAN AN ENTIRE SEASON. For a really long time but let's just forget about that because it's irrelevant now.

The first game this year was against LSU, a hopeful foreshadowing of the season to come because, as fans will attest, WE CAN CARRY THE BALL THIS YEAR! YAY! We didn't win, but we barely lost. Next we played Idaho and won. It was exciting but it was Idaho so it wasn't the biggest deal because nobody cares about Idaho. Sorry Idaho. I love you. And your potatoes.

Cut to today: HUSKIES BEAT THE USC TROJANS!!! Check out the madness that happened at the stadium after the win. It is amazing.

I'm so glad our school color is purple. It looks so beautiful. Like that song. How the fuck does it go? Something about purple mountains? I think it's a patriotic song, but forgive me for forgetting. I'm an immigrant.

Anyway, watch out, bitches. It's comeback time. Go Dawgs!