H1N1 Swine Flu!

So I know everyone has heard of the Swine Flu and how bad it is and how contagious it is. Well everyone really is getting it. It's fucking NOT a joke. Especially when you go to college and there are thousands of kids running around. And of course we don't stay home when we're sick. And why should we? If we're paying a ton of money for school then of course we're going to be in class if we can tough it out. (This is coming from me, the boy who skips class because he's 10 minutes late and doesn't feel like being late so he doesn't go at all)

Pretty much the entire Greek system at my school is on lock-down because there are hundreds of students in any given house and if a few people have it, they'll all catch it. School doesn't even start until the end of September and the dorms haven't even opened yet, but by the time school starts, I feel like everyone on campus will be wearing surgical masks. It'll be like a theme party every single day. The only thing is I don't want to wear a mask. Except if it's a masquerade mask, then I'd do it in a heartbeat.

I know I should wear a mask, and all the other Asians do it all the time so why not, right? Even though I hardly talk to anyone, especially when I'm walking because I have a tendency to have my headphones on and stomp the halls like it's a runway show during fashion week. I guess if I'm contagious then I'll wear a mask, but otherwise unless I can find a way to make it look like a fashion accessory, I'm not inclined to wear one. Honestly, I hope I do get Swine flu. Soon. Just so I can get it over with.