Many more posts to come, but let's start the a few discussion topics, shall we? Sue Sylvester is my favorite character and here's why: She says the best things I've ever heard ever. Ever. Here are some selected quotes from the show, and the first 5 are from Sue:
"You think this is hard. I'm living with Hepatitis, that's hard."
"I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one."
"Let me be frank: Your husband is hiding his Kielbasa in a Hickory Farms Gift Basket that doesn't belong to you."
"I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go to college? I don't know. I don't care. Should they learn Spanish? Sure, if they wanna become dishwashers and gardeners."
"I'll often yell at homeless people: 'hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? try not being homeless for once.'"
"This is where our daughter or gay son will sleep."
"You may think that every guy in school would totally want to tap this, but my myspace schedule keeps me way too busy to date."
"Have you ever liked somebody so much you just wanna lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music and cry?"
There's nothing like a musical on television. I've always dreamed of going through life and occasionally bursting into song and dance in public. It just hasn't happened yet. Let me know if you're interested and we can stage it one day. I can follow you with a camera for a few minutes and you can catch me being creepy, then scream and make a big scene, after which we'll go right into a live performance of Paparazzi by Lady Gaga. Seriously let's do it.
As always, I'd love you more if you clicked the follow button on the right panel. And tell your friends about it. And I'd even consider loving you any way you want, as long as it's clean and safe and we video tape it. If you subscribe to my blog, that is. XOXO.
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