!!! gLee !!!

Don't need a catchy heading for this post because the title speaks for itself. Or I guess sings for itself in this case. Let's cut to the chase: this is the BEST show of the season, and the only show I've been religiously watching this year. I'm sure you feel the same way, and if you don't, get with it. Everybody's doing it. Like heroin for your ears and crack for your tone-deaf friends. Check it out:





Many more posts to come, but let's start the a few discussion topics, shall we? Sue Sylvester is my favorite character and here's why: She says the best things I've ever heard ever. Ever. Here are some selected quotes from the show, and the first 5 are from Sue:

"You think this is hard. I'm living with Hepatitis, that's hard."

"I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one."

"Let me be frank: Your husband is hiding his Kielbasa in a Hickory Farms Gift Basket that doesn't belong to you."

"I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go to college? I don't know. I don't care. Should they learn Spanish? Sure, if they wanna become dishwashers and gardeners."

"I'll often yell at homeless people: 'hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? try not being homeless for once.'"

"This is where our daughter or gay son will sleep."

"You may think that every guy in school would totally want to tap this, but my myspace schedule keeps me way too busy to date."

"Have you ever liked somebody so much you just wanna lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music and cry?"

There's nothing like a musical on television. I've always dreamed of going through life and occasionally bursting into song and dance in public. It just hasn't happened yet. Let me know if you're interested and we can stage it one day. I can follow you with a camera for a few minutes and you can catch me being creepy, then scream and make a big scene, after which we'll go right into a live performance of Paparazzi by Lady Gaga. Seriously let's do it.

As always, I'd love you more if you clicked the follow button on the right panel. And tell your friends about it. And I'd even consider loving you any way you want, as long as it's clean and safe and we video tape it. If you subscribe to my blog, that is. XOXO.

Britain's Taking Over My Ipod!

Omg I'm so British. So Aside from the hours I devote watching clips from UK's X Factor, I'm also on a constant search for good British music. I think it's my European heritage calling out to me or something because every time I watch Harry Potter I become the biggest bloke you've ever met, with the most Asian looking face you've ever seen. The combination is deadly, I know. Hi, my name is Cho Chang. It's like that, except I'm nothing like that stupid whore.

Back to the topic now. I know I tend to go on tangents a lot so if that annoys you let me know and I'll send you an email. Telling you to shut the fuck up. It's my blog, what.

Anyway, let me tell you about this new obsession I've stumbled upon. Her name is Cheryl Cole and she is fantabulous! And gorgeous. And so sassy, I love it.

She entered a talent competition a million years ago and eventually joined 4 other contestants to form what is now one of the most successful British girl bands of all time, Girls Aloud (this will be another post one day, trust). Then in 2008 she joined Simon Cowell and 2 other judges, both of whom I don't care about, on UK's X Factor, gaining her major recognition as "UK's sweetheart" as well as becoming the new face of L'Oréal. She's also a fashion icon. Bombshell!

Cut to the best part: her solo album and her first single, which by the way, is so so so hot. Serious. I dance naked to it every morning before I get ready to go to class. And it's been cold outside these days so you know it has to be a hot song to get my lazy ass out of bed.

The song is called Fight For This Love, and for some reason YouTube won't allow me to embed the video so you're just gonna have to click on the link the old fashion way. Sorry. Watch it. The choreography is insane.

Let me know what you think, even though I don't care, but I'm sure other people might. Also if this is your first time reading, FOLLOW! And tell your friends to follow. And your mother. You know what, might as well post the url as your facebook status, how about that. You'll thank me later when your friends tell you how cool you are for reading this shit. You're welcome. XOXO.

Break Over!

Hi guys, remember me? Life has been intense so I haven't published anything in a while, sorry about that. Actually, school has been intense, social life has been stunted due to school. And sleep has been non-existent due to me trying to gather the remains of my social life.

The good news is I'm back, or at least trying to be back. It's not the best comeback; I'm sure you've seen better. I promise next time I go missing for a few weeks I'll come back to tell you about some drug addiction or that I was slapped into a hospital bed by my pimp. Or something really interesting.

Stay tuned...new posts coming up soon...