TV - ANTM Cycle 12

How did this happen? How did 11 cycles roll on by and we still don't hear any news about the past winners? Are they still models? Are they all just like most of the American Idol winners now, fighting to keep their houses and contracts while America forgets about them?

And now cycle 12 is about to premier. I don't know, but I'll ask the obvious question: Is Tyra going to be Oprah-Sized this cycle? That should be an option at McDonalds. Would you like it super-sized? No, I'm really hungry. Let me Oprah-Size it please.

Are you laughing? Well, how dare you. Oprah and Tyra are legends! I don't care if they turn fat, skinny, lesbian, white, asian, canadian, I don't care. I love them.

So back to Top Model. They do 2 cycles a year so that's why we're on cycle 12 now. I can't wait. I don't care how repetitive this show is, I watch it because of Tyra. The skinny bitches competing to see who has the best photoshopped pictures are entertaining, but when Tyra opens her mouth during panel, I stop breathing. It's just good TV. Ummm...remember her crazy attack on that one girl during that one cycle no one remembers but that video is all over youtube? Yeah. That's right

So watch it! Or just follow my blog because if something juicy happens you know I'll post it. The premier of cycle 12 is Wednesday March 4th at 8pm on the CW. It's a 2 hour premier!

PS: You can click on any of the pictures I have to enlarge it. Also, Here's the link to the show's web page on CW.com: ANTM.