Sunday, February 22, 2009

TV - ANTM Cycle 12

How did this happen? How did 11 cycles roll on by and we still don't hear any news about the past winners? Are they still models? Are they all just like most of the American Idol winners now, fighting to keep their houses and contracts while America forgets about them?

And now cycle 12 is about to premier. I don't know, but I'll ask the obvious question: Is Tyra going to be Oprah-Sized this cycle? That should be an option at McDonalds. Would you like it super-sized? No, I'm really hungry. Let me Oprah-Size it please.

Are you laughing? Well, how dare you. Oprah and Tyra are legends! I don't care if they turn fat, skinny, lesbian, white, asian, canadian, I don't care. I love them.

So back to Top Model. They do 2 cycles a year so that's why we're on cycle 12 now. I can't wait. I don't care how repetitive this show is, I watch it because of Tyra. The skinny bitches competing to see who has the best photoshopped pictures are entertaining, but when Tyra opens her mouth during panel, I stop breathing. It's just good TV. Ummm...remember her crazy attack on that one girl during that one cycle no one remembers but that video is all over youtube? Yeah. That's right

So watch it! Or just follow my blog because if something juicy happens you know I'll post it. The premier of cycle 12 is Wednesday March 4th at 8pm on the CW. It's a 2 hour premier!

PS: You can click on any of the pictures I have to enlarge it. Also, Here's the link to the show's web page on CW.com: ANTM.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Fashion - My New Favorite Website

I'm really excited to share this. I've been spending all my free time on my new favorite men's fashion website! There is SO much to read and SEE! They also have a magazine that's equally amazing. I still enjoy buying and reading GQ and other fashion magazines for guys, but VMAN is almost pure high fashion.

This is from their new photo spreads for Spring 2009. It's all about bright colors and, my favorite new thing, white pants! All the clothes in this picture are Gucci. I especially love the white pants and shoes on the second guy on the left, and the layered blue and red cardigans on the middle guy.

If only I could afford designer clothes...maybe some day. If or when that happens, I'll be ready. They would have to lock me up in a cage until the clothes go into retail or I would sneak into the tents and tear the clothes right off of the models after they leave the runway. I'm serious.

So check out the website. You'll love it. And don't worry, I'll post something for you girls later, because I love Top Model, Project Runway, and pretty much anything haute couture.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Music - Taylor Swift

Tay is coming to Seattle! Yay! I love her, but who doesn't? She's amazing. I bought her second album Fearless a month ago and then her first album Taylor Swift later that same day because she's too good not to collect. Then I went on YouTube and watched every video with her in it.

She is super super hot. Any haters can just suck it. I love her. I love her face. I love her music. I love her clothes. I fantasize about wearing all her dresses one day. And her boots.

She's so fierce. Plus she's supermodel tall so she would totally stomp on the crazy bitches on Top Model.

So she's playing at the Key Arena on May 15th, 2009 in Seattle. You should definitely go. Do it.

You can get all of her info on her official website:

TAYLOR!!!

I visit it every hour on the hour and occasionally on the half hour. I really want to post her songs, but I still need to ask people about how to do that and if I'll get in trouble or not. If you know, please tell me!

I'll take LOTS of pictures at the concert so if you love her, be jealous, and either go to see her or wait until May for me to post pictures from the concert!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Beginnings!

This is my first post! How did this happen? I know I should be studying or working or doing something more active, but this shit is so addictive. As if Facebook didn't take up enough of my time, now I'm a blogger. ifyouseekamy.

So most of this blog will be me ranting about things I like. My favorite things. Kinda like Oprah's favorite things, except I hate a lot of things too and I'm not the queen of television so I don't need to be nice about it.

Ummm...there's a chance this might shut down because nobody will read it, so comment on stuff if you are reading so I know I'm not doing this for nothing. And if you have experience with this shit and have ideas for me, let me know! My email is in the profile.

XOXO!